Structure is oppression; calendars are optional.
They arrive late, lose files, and forget what was said — and somehow, they thrive. In a world obsessed with order, they’ve turned disorganisation into charisma. Their inbox is a modern art installation; their desk a topographical mystery. Yet executives adore them for being “visionary” — proof that if you’re scattered enough, people call it genius.
Apparently, the secret to success is never knowing where anything is.