The 8-to-5 Thought Factory

How to industrialise the human brain without anyone noticing.

Since the Enlightenment failed to install time-tracking software in our prefrontal cortex, corporations had to improvise. Thus, the knowledge worker became a machine of polite exhaustion — producing ideas in hourly increments and recharging on coffee like a motor running low on oil. Efficiency reports remain inconclusive, but the noise of productivity is deafening.

Innovation per minute: down; appearances of being busy: stable.